Weather In Seattle
 
 
It only rains twice a year in Seattle:
 
October to May and June to 
September.
 
 What comes after two straight days of rain in Seattle?
 Monday morning.
 
 What do you call four straight days of rain in Seattle?
 Bumbershoot.
 
 What do you call two weeks of rain in Seattle?
 Indian Summer.
 
 What does daylight savings time mean in Seattle?
 An extra hour of rain.
 
 What's the definition of a Seattle optimist?
 A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat.
 
 What did the Seattle native say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?
 Nice tan.
 
 "I can't believe it," said the tourist.  "I've been here an entire week 
 and it's done nothing but rain.  When do you have summer here?"  "Well, 
that's hard to say," replied the local.  "Last year, it was on a 
Wednesday."
 
 Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the 
world.  The pope went on worldwide TV and said,  "This is a punishment 
from 
 God.  Prepare to meet your maker." The president went on TV and announced, 
 "Our scientists have done all they can.  The end is near." The mayor of 
Seattle came on and announced, "Due to inclement weather, this year's 
Seafair Parade will be moved to the top of Queen Ann Hill."
 
 A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day.  He gets up the next day and 
 it's raining. He goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and asks out of 
despair, "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?" The kid 
replies, 
"How should I know?  I'm only six."
 
 How do the Indians predict the weather in Seattle?
 If you can see Mt. Rainier, it's going to rain.  If 
you can't see Mt. Rainier, it's raining.