Benign..............What
you be after you be eight.
Bacteria............Back
door to cafeteria.
Barium..............What
doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section....A
neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan.............Searching
for Kitty.
Cauterize...........Made
eye contact with her.
Colic...............A sheep
dog.
Coma................A
punctuation mark.
D&C.................Where
Washington is.
Dilate..............To live
long.
Enema...............Not a
friend.
Fester..............Quicker
than someone else.
Fibula..............A small
lie.
G.I.Series..........World
Series of military baseball.
Hangnail............What
you hang your coat on.
Impotent............Distinguished,
well known.
Labor Pain..........Getting
hurt at work.
Medical Staff.......A
Doctor's cane.
Morbid..............A
higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates............Cheaper
than day rates.
Node................I knew
it.
Outpatient..........A
person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...........A
fatherhood test.
Pelvis..............Second
cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative......A
letter carrier.
Recovery Room.......Place
to do upholstery.
Secretion...........Hiding
something
Seizure.............Roman
emperor.
Tablet..............A small
table.
Terminal Illness....Getting
sick at the airport.
Tumor...............More
than one.
Urine...............Opposite
of mine.
Varicose............Near
by/close by.
