IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be
thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got
bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint
job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the
worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard
to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip
and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best
of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose
veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel
rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either
my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
