Got this in an email, and figured I'd share... enjoy!
Ever wonder why... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our
skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins
Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the
man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress
the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?
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