A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the
street when they came to a homeless person.
The Republican gave the homeless person his business
card and told him to come to his business for a job. He
then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it
to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to
another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked
over to the homeless person and gave him directions to
the welfare office. He then reached into the
Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept
$15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person
five.
