Everyone knows that a ship is female, but did you know that
EVERYTHING is actually either male or female. Here are some
examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through
them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once
turned off; it takes a while to warm them up
again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak
havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald
easily and are often over inflated.
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to
get them to go anywhere, you have to light a
fire under their butt. |
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are
soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked
at and frequently getting hit on.
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use
the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over
time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years,
they've hardly changed at all, and are
occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably
thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he
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